I did NOT turn the baby monitor down and let the Blond One scream in her crib (for who knows how long) and go back to sleep, only to finally go check on her and find a huge diaper full of diarrhea and a VERY RED bottom and vajayjay. NOT ME, I would NEVER do that.
There is NO way I would EVER let the Red Head and the Brunette eat Happy Meals TWO days in a row....NEVER EVER, not me!
Because I am trying to lose the last 10 lbs of my baby weight, I most certainly did not eat chips and queso THREE days in a row. I am much to dedicated to my weight loss plan. NOT ME.
Finally, I would never NOT WASH my hair and run a blow dryer through dirty hair to try and spruce it up a little and not look quite so greasy. How gross would that be...NOT ME!!!!
I am so *not* guilty of ignoring a cry to find a dirty diaper later... I would never! :)
ReplyDeleteSo happy I am not the only one who has NOT done any of those things too. Visiting from MckMama's. Happy not me Monday!!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a rough week! Hope blondies bumper is feeling better. I hate when this happens, you tell yourself that your sleep is more important than their crying and then they leave a big pile of guilt in their diaper for you!
ReplyDeleteHer bum is much better today!! YES, the big pile of guilt!!
ReplyDeleteI have NOT done any of the things you've mentioned. Or, done ALL of them! :-)
ReplyDeletei have done the happy meal thing twice in a row too. glad to hear the little one's bum is much better.
ReplyDeleteFun post. Thanks for stopping by my blog earlier. Love the title of your blog! Cute!
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